In this episode, we dive into a peculiar aspect of self-checkout theft involving wealthy individuals. We explore a recent report, uncovering the surprising statistics about those who are more likely to steal items at self-service registers and the justifications they provide. From the pressures of modern financial climates to notions of self-checkout jobs as unpaid work. The episode takes a light-hearted yet insightful look at this phenomenon, revealing the social and economic factors at play.